Mind Supression 01

Connors wants to propose marriage to Mona, but Debbie said that he really should talk to her parents first. One problem is that Her dad is on a tropical island somewhere foiling some mad genius' plot to drain all the world's natural resources. With the help of Kara and her background in government espionage, he found the island where Mona's dad is and then asked him if he could ask his daughter to marry him.

Meanwhile Jim is having a hard time trying to tell his patient that his sidekick died, because a single shock would be fatal to his heart.

Meanwhile, Sci-fly is being threatened by a serial killer who kills insect-themed superheroes named "The Exterminator", and Stacey Liberty meets a retired old nemesis of the former former Stacey Liberty, her grandmother, and falls in love with his grandson, who might or might not be a supervillain.

Meanwhile Thundermine and Elastinaut is outraged when they found out that nobody ever heard about them.

It's night. My head can't sleep. I was doing great, but now my head just keeps throbbing on itself. I never asked for this, but now I can't seem to leave it even though the opportunity opened up big time. My head still can't sleep. Sometimes wish I have my own webcomic where I can pour all of this into, but I don't. I wish I could leave it, and I actually could, but for some reason my head is telling me to not leave it. I think that's what it does to people. It's like a parasite in my brain. That would be an awesome plot for my webcomic. what the hell am I typing I should be sleeping. I can sleep now, but I just don't feel like it. I seem to be typing in order to supress a winged superhero and a secret agent fighting ninjas in a tropical island in my mind, and it doesn't seem to work. I got all sorts of things happening in my mind right now, but I'm not good with words as much as I'm good with pictures. I wish I have a picture scanner. I think there's a place that'll let you use them to store images on your USB, but I just never made the effort to actually go there. Will i please stop typing now? No, typing is working, I can almost feel my mind sleeping. No, wait, it's waking up again dammit. I'm now thinking about a man who is trapped in a space station and built robot companions to stave off space madness. I think it's because I've been watching MST3K. Or maybe because I've been thinking about something else.

I wrote a song while walking home from college:

I woke up from my cryogenic sleep
Oh, a slumber so deep
With some secrets to keep
The first step was a giant leap
The learning curve was steep
An no one gives a bleep

'cause who gives a rat's ass about the newbie?
He's a level one, a failure-to-be
Who gives a crap about Mr. Green?
He has never endured all the horrors we've seen

I kind of see myself as Marty McFly
When that woman said 'hi'
A bored look in her eye
She told me that my fate is locked
Of course, I was shocked
I ran without telling why

I managed to escape that twisted place
My old life is erased
The world's got a new face
I met a man made out of metal
Like the skin of a kettle
With a death to settle

And who gives a rat's ass about the newbie?
He's a level one, a failure-to-be
Who gives a crap about Mr. Green?
He has never endured all the horrors we've seen

I fled into a place full of faces
Of all kinds of races
Trapped inside glass cases
I met a man who has my DNA
With a shade of gray
And a cosmic sleigh

With his help, I escaped Johnny law
Using pitch, roll and yaw
Now my future is raw
The gray man let the woman steer
He gave me a career
In the final frontier

And he gave a rat's ass about the newbie
Like he's number one, a hero-to-be
He gave a crap about Mr. Green
Though he'll later endure even worse tragedy

If movie scenes are written LIEK DIS!!!!!!!11one

I am not done with lolbuilder, because it is epic.

I discovered Lolbuilder, and I am happy.

Here's where you make one.

The Interrogation of Dr. Zoidberg

Zoidberg's Interrogation
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Another thing I made with Movie Maker
District 9 is awesome, by the way.

Tenacious Park. Made it myself.

Tenacious Park Short Version
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I stayed up all night in front of the Windows Movie Maker, and here's what I made.

AAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

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Favorite vs Least Favorite #1: Poison Ivy

As many of you probably know, my favorite Batman villain is none other than Pamela Isley, a.k.a Poison Ivy. Not just because she's hot, but also because...

Yeah, okay. Because she's hot.

Now, in the comic books, there have been many depictions of Poison Ivy, drawn by different artists with different visions of the character. I must admit, some are better than the others, but my favorite has always been the one drawn by Bruce Timm and Shane Glines.

I simply love this version. First off, she doesn't look gimmicky, because she doesn't need to. While some of the comic book versions have her wearing leaves instead, and they do look acceptable, I actually prefer her costume this way. It looks as if she dresses that way to look hot, not to prove a point. She's a normal person with a twisted morality, not a twisted fashion sense.

I also love the hairstyle they gave her. It looks seductive yet strong, which is really what Poison Ivy's all about.

Then there's her behavior. She might flirt with Batman once or twice, but she's always straight forward, never playing games when the risks are high. Also, her somewhat ambiguous relationship with Harley Quinn is... a plus. C'mon, you have to admit it.

Now, as many of you probably know, every superhero must suffer through what we call "The Movie Adaptation", which automatically puts the villains into the mix as well. And with today's summer blockbuster loving community, movie makers feel the need to give superheroes/villains new looks. Some of them are cool, like Batman from The Dark Knight, some of them are the same, yet still fresh, like Spiderman, and some of them are... this.

This, dear reader, is my least favorite version of Poison Ivy. Yes, I could complain about many things when it comes to Batman and Robin, such as Mr. Freeze's new accent, or Batman's superimposed nipples, or Robin's... presence. But what really ticks me off is how they made Poison Ivy look like a transvestite troll.

Gone is the sexy, yet dignified hairstyle, replaced with what seems to be a poor attempt at replicating Satan's horns (though Satan might not look as scary compared to this abomination).

Gone is the perfect subtlety in costume design, replaced with what seems to be a latex suit with leaves glued onto it by kindergarteners who got bored in the middle and decided to quit.

And what is up with those eyebrows?! What the hell were they thinking?! What was it supposed to resemble?!

Imagine a professional scientist who gained powers due to an accident. Realizing her advantage towards the average human, she decided to adopt a new persona and cause chaos and mayhem against the face of the fauna kingdom. So she decided to do that dressed as A MEMBER OF THE FRIGGIN VILLAGE PEOPLE!!!

I'm not even sure if Uma Thurman was right for this role. In fact, I'm not sure if Poison Ivy looks good as a live action character at all! No, I think she better stayed as an animated/ drawn character.

And the hatred doesn't stop there! Oh, no. The movie also depicted her as the MOST CLICHE VILLAIN EVER!!! With her spouting cliche villain-speak, such as "curses!" etc.

So, there you have it, My favorite and least favorite Poison Ivy.

PS: I watched Up. It was terrific. I was gonna post a review about it tonight, but I stumbled upon the Uma Thurman/Poison Ivy picture which got me pissed off all over again, and felt that this is something more meaningful to write. If you haven't seen Up, watch it. It's good.

Less than meets the eye...

Giant space robot battles, and hot babes.

How can a combination of these two fail?

They found a way, dammit.

Yes, I finally watched Michael Bay's latest science fiction 'epic' based on a once awesome Hasbro toyline; Transformers, Revenge of the Fallen.

Where do I start?

The story. The itty-bitty little shreds of story squeezed between the dragged-out fighting scenes. I swear, after halfway to the movie, I stopped caring for these characters. The ending was very, VERY anti-climactic. I can't say anything about plot holes nor continuity logic, since I turned off my brain after the first few minutes.

The there's the Transformers themselves. Other than Optimus Prime, that old guy, and the villains (which, I swear, got boring), none of the major Transformers say more than two lines, most of 'em are generic quotes like "Watch out!" or "Lock and Load!". And the ones that do talk a lot; the twins and tiny, wisecracking scientist robot with the accent, are annoying as hell. This is exactly what Jar Jar Binks did to Star Wars! Why oh why do these guys exist?! I hate the Transformers in this movie.

Now, you might be telling me "but what about the special effects?! Surely you must enjoy the big fighting scenes!"

No, no I didn't. And don't call me Shirley.

Why? The fighting scenes are CONFUSING. Yes! Even the fighting scenes are also unintelligible. I simply can't tell between one robot and another! They're just fast-moving blurry lines on the screen, accompanied by some loud noises.

If there's anything I remotely enjoy in the movie, it's John Turturro and the two scenes with Rainn Wilson.

I left the theatre without any feelings of wonder nor excitement. Instead, I got worried by the fact that Michael Bay was rumored to direct MIB 3. Satan's laughing at us right now.

I can't believe people would enjoy this so much, that they actually watched it multiple times. You know who you are...

PS: Here's an impression of people who actually liked the movie, courtesy of the Nostalgia Critic.

Oh, just something I found.

The Greatest Fan Film of All Time
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I agree with the title.

Mark Wahlberg is wearing a hat

So true, man. So true.

Free Man

Thank you John, for saving all of humenkind.

Brutal Stage Demo

Looks SWEET!!! Gotta get this game!!!

Baby's First Silent Hill

I watched Coraline today. Man, that movie ROCKED.

What I basically just saw was Silent Hill for Children. Well, in my opinion it is.

Similarities include: the eerie, subtle horror, the symbolism used in the creature designs, the 'twin' worlds, the mystery and stuff.

Thank you, Henry Selick, for making this into a classic stop-motion feature, and not Monkeybone.

Ugh, Monkeybone left a bad taste in my mind.

Awesomes of Awesome Island!!!!

This is probably the best news I've ever read in the history of news I've read. LucasArts just won back my heart.

It's my day off...

Heroes

After watching Clerks: TAS, I found this even funnier.

Crikey! I can't believe I forgot about this show!!

Crocadoo. One of my favorite shows on CN while growing up. It's canceled, and nobody remembered it, since it aired before we could fully harness the powers of the Internet, and therefore, no fansites.

Basic premise; there's this guy (who is the main antagonist) who has a hotel. Problem is, the hotel is placed on a swamp full of crocodiles (the protagonists), and since humans and crocodiles don't mix, he starts trying to get rid of the crocodiles with crazy schemes.

It's all fuzzy right now, since it's been a few years.

Anyway, I finally discovered Clerks: The Animated Series, and it was AWESOME!!! I'll admit, I've never seen the movies, but when I watched the show, I couldn't stop laughing. It's genius, it's crazy, it's just downright perfect.

Now, why would they cancel such an awesome gem after only 6 episodes?

Ah well, c'est la vie.

That's French for "All network executives are idiots who can go to hell."

Yes, it's about muscles.

The worst part is; this game actually looks FUN!!!

Aaaaaaaaargh!!!!

Yet another Obama comic.

Found this on CBR.

You know those comics with Obama on the cover, yet the story inside has nothing to do with Obama at all? You know, like what Savage Dragon and Spiderman (I think) did? I hate them. They just use Obama's face for bait n' switch, now that's Barack Roll'd. Usually the cover has a big close-up on Obama's face, smiling, and then the main hero would be behind him or next to him. Of course, there will be people who'd buy these comics for the Obama in it, not for the story, which will obviously be confused and irritated, especially if they don't even read comics.

However, it says here that Obama will be part of the story, like what Drafted: 100 Days will do, and I'm actually glad about this. Finally, a comic with Obama on the cover that actually has Obama in the story.

Little nitpick though; the Obama in this cover doesn't look like the real Obama much (in fact, I think the only similarity is that he's black.)

Just too awesome not to embed.

Now THAT'S Fanart!

Something I wrote, and will continue to write, when I am bored.

From the Log of Captain Lance Bravestar

Yeah.

Mentor? I thought it was Mentok?

This is classic.

Highlights:

0:02 - His battle-cry is his own name. Imagine Spiderman shouting "SPIDERMAAAAAAAAN!!" Every time he goes to battle.

0:10 - Mentok's 'secret' base could've been actually 'secret' if it weren't for THE HUGE 'M' ON THE DOOR.

0:20 - The fact that Birdman didn't know that his worst enemy lives right next door to him despite THE HUGE 'M' ON THE DOOR.

0:35 - "And how better than by controlling the mind of his most trusted friend, Avenger the eagle?" Gee, I dunno, maybe by CONTROLLING BIRDMAN?

1:20 - The fact that Birdman and Avenger are almost as big as the volcanoes.

1:28 - Birdman and Mentok recaps the events that had happened ONE MINUTE AGO, and then continue to describe their actions AS THEY DO IT. God, get a narrator!

2:13 - Mentok didn't understand how Avenger escaped, even though Birdman just loudly explains it a moment ago.

2:29 - See, if only he did this in the first place, this plan could've worked.

2:31 - Birdman's wings are gone.

3:32 - If Mentok can take minds, why does he even need to make demands? He can just make them do it with his powers. And why does Birdman have to send the message? What, no phone?

4:52 - I love how the writers just made up the 'Missile Technician' character on the spot just to throw the lever. The best part is how the guy seems to be aware of this fact! Just look at his face.

6:16 - Birdman hits us with his awesome Battlecry yet again.

Okay, to be fair, this cartoon was made in the sixties, so we really can't expect The Dark Knight or anything. However, it IS pretty fun to point out the flaws of a cartoon, and that's how I usually watch any other cartoons, and just because it's not perfect, doesn't make it suck.

Oh, you bet I'm gonna do more!

I tried singing along to this.

Doug TenNapel rules.

Beamer and Veeter

Drawn during class, bored...

Quite possibly the most awesome cover art of all time

Forget Frank Frazetta, HERE'S your Heavy Metal Album cover!

Kirk VanHouten has been ripped off

I'll be there like swimwear!

I, uh, got around to playing for 'Spy Fox: Dry Cereal' today. Man, those were the days.
In case you don't know, Spy Fox: Dry Cereal is a point-and-click adventure game for children, about this Fox who is a government secret agent (hence his name) who goes on a mission to save the dairy industry from a raving madman named Billy the Kid. I remember that feeling when, in the game, I foil Billy the Kid's evil plot, then sent him to jail. So... adventurous

I grew up playing these 'Humongous Entertainment' point-and-click adventure games. Stuff like 'Freddi Fish', 'Putt-Putt', 'Pajama Sam', and even today I still love adventure games. I collect old LucasArts adventure games (before the Star Wars fever sinked into Lucas' brain) as well as some Sierra (Well, mostly Leisure Suit Larry games, and they were never as likeable as Monkey Island or Grim Fandango, but they're not horrible). Also, I'm in the middle of finishing Beneath a Steel Sky, thank heavens for ScummVM.

While I do enjoy the occasional FPS and platformer, nothing beats getting into a witty dialog tree with likeable characters. Having problem-solving methods that don't involve headshots or turn-based combat with magic swords doesn't make you a wimp.

Hell, Sam and Max can kick Kratos' ass any day.

PS: Racing and Sports games suck. Seriously.

Emilio, Where Art Thou?

Seriously, this Emilio Alvarrado is almost non-existent. I've been searching all over the net for this guy, and all I've found are people with a coincidentally same name.



Ah, Superhawk. Where will the world be without you?

Okay, now for my first REAL post.

Once there was a guy named Jeff Cornerson. He was a scientist working on a top-secret project commissioned by the government. The project goal was to create a working Stargate, a door to another dimension.

Between all the scientists who worked on this project, Jeff was the most alone, with no living relatives nor friends, and therefore was the perfect candidate for the test run.

However, an accident occurred, and Jeff's molecules began to alter, turning him into a living blob of ectoplasm. While now his whole body is transparent green, he gained the ability to shapeshift and become invisible, as well as walking through walls, fly, and temporarily raise the dead. Oh, and he's immortal.

Because of his patriotism, he decided to become 'The Ghost of American Heroism!' and fought crime with his newfound abilities.

It wasn't long until other scientists who experienced lab incidents were inspired by Jeff, and started fighting crime as well. Some notable names would be: Flammable Lad, Superhuman-Man, and Captain Laser-mouth.

Jeff, surprised by this awesome turn of events, called all of these super crime-fighters and formed a group called 'The League of Accident-Prone Scientists'.

Now, copy and paste this story in your blog 3 times or Jeff will come to your house and beat you up.

One Small Step for a Blogger, One Infinitely Microscopic Twitch for the Internet

Hey, look! I got a blog! Now how did that happen? I'm not sure anyone's ever gonna read it, but then that's the point of a blog, right?

So let me write whatever's on my mind today. Er... tonight.

...

Let me get back to you on that.